Thank you for buying our course. This will not be the pivoting point of your life, where your friends and family will not recognize you in 6 months time.
Step One: Rinse the Body of Any Excess Mucus Membranes
To execute this propely, you must ingest a dose of laxatives and meditate for 30 minutes. After this process, you should immediately listen to the audio file credited below until completion at least once, activating the secet organ.
Step Two: Injest Large Quantities of Carbs
The media fails to address the necessity for carbs in the body, and even goes as far as to discourage the intake of them. This is all within their plan to keep the people in their places. The appendix is this secret organ, and the media deams it as "useless", even though god would clearly not provide us a function which would be useless. Carbs keep this organ funcioning well and it is best to consume more foods igh hin carbs
Step Three: Activate Your Entire Body
Using the brand new oils that my team and I have found will unlock your full potential, resulting in your workouts being 200% more effective in muscle growth and 150% more effective in burning fat. Now, to get access to the oils, you must send me another 20 USD to my cashapp, and leave a note in your donaqtion that has your address (so we can send you your oils).
Now I understand that leaving me your address may seem scary to some, but that's why i don't just help anyone. I only provide my assistance to those willing to believe and those willing to trust me with guiding them through their journey. However, if you are one of those people that think that this is sketchy, please refer to the page listed here.
Step Four: follow this diet plan
Any exercise plan you follow through should have a consistant diet, which clearly states what to eat and at what intervals. Here are some foods which are a must in order for this plan to work:
- Bagels
- Coconut Oil
- Seminal Fluid
- Cereal
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